What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's black and thrashes around? A garbage bag on the ground in the wind.
Whats the similarity between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground. Except for the eagle.
How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw the light bulb in and one to hold the ladder in a safe and proper fashion, securing the safety of the jew on the ladder.
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.
What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
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